You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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