Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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