What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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