shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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