just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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