Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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