I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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