In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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