The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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