It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
