so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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