last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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