i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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