is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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