Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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