Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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