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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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