girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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