This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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