Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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