If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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