The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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