do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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