I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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