We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
