what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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