Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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