Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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