I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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