BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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