i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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