so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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