Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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