you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
God, you're like boner-b-gone
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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