How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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