Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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