I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Randomize
