You surviving the open bar?
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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