If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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