Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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