shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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