Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
