Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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