i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
True strength comes from lack of pants
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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