Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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