I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize