I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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