I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
pray to the hookup gods
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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