I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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