can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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