Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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