why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She's just so happy...and so naked.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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