shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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